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Whispers of the week for Northcentral Montana, warning NSFW

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GossipWhisper is the cell phone app where random people can get online, post a message anonymously in front of a photo. The App then organizes these photos in four categories — by school, by popularity, by location or you can look at the latest Whispers.

Most Whispers, due to the anonymous nature of the app, have to do with sexual escapades, relationship issues or otherwise intimate thoughts that people would not share if their names were attached.

However, each week there are at least several Whispers that are so far beyond the pale that all you can really do is applaud their humor, originality or their plain absurdity.

Browsing the local “Great Falls” Whispers, these all caught my eye for different reasons, all of which were posted last week sometime.  Please note that many of these contain adult language with adult themes.

Also, there are surely going to be some of you who find these offensive. If you’re offended already, close this window. If you start reading and what you’re reading is offending you, here’s a link filled with things that surely will not offend any typical person in any way possible.

If you have a problem with this article and want me to stop posting articles such as this, feel free to email me at bigskystatebuzz@gmail.com and we can discuss your rationale.

At the end of the day, we are, and will continue to be an independent website that has the ability to do these types of articles that might come across as “offensive.”

But, enough about that, let’s look at my favorite Whispers from the Great Falls area for the week of April 20.

No. 8 from the user “Boxing_Spark”

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This one speaks for itself, although I must say that the “in my cousin” rather “on my cousin” is a nice touch which, we feel adds to the piece’s authenticity. This use of language lets you know that this person is a redneck and proud of it.

No. 7 from the user “Meh”whisper0514ab91a0f0db7601553d440274f2ed7fe7af

Now what struck me about this one was it’s sheer honesty. Clearly this is a guy who has sexual needs that he feels aren’t being met. Is that woman in the picture a woman he fantasizes being with? Or is that someone like his wife? The questions, and the possible answers, are pretty juicy. However, not nearly as juicy as

No. 6 from the user “SheDevil” 

blew a stranger

So simple, yet so dirty. Who was this stranger? how did this come about? Is this person just fulfilling some perverted wish, or did this go down? Where would it have happened? Are they still strangers to this day?

It might be the most interesting four words put together that have so many juicy unanswered questions behind it.

But, while much of Whisper is sex-related stuff, not all of it is. Take for instance our next favorite Whisper

No. 5 from the user “Turnip_Skittle”

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This is a person who I’d love to meet. They likely have a solid sense of humor and don’t mind swearing from time to time. Sounds like a winner to me!

The next Whisper on our list, though, has clearly been dealing with a common problem women on the internet face. However, her solution to this issue has to be one of the funniest we’ve ever heard.

No. 4 from the user “BlueEyedGirl”

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For some reason, men love sending pictures of their penis to women. Nobody’s quite sure when this started, or why it continues, but especially online, women get flooded with tons and tons of dick pics. This woman, clearly has had enough and has come up with quite an entertaining way of dealing with it. Let’s hope she’s serious about it and not just giving an empty threat here!

Speaking of genitals, our next favorite Whisper mentions the other end of the spectrum and what he’s done to take care of his, ahem, daily constitutional. Despite wavering back and forth, this Whisper is far too inappropriate, and hilarious, not to put on this list.

No. 3 from the user “Uuuuuuuuuu”

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Yes, that’s a Shit Cake. Someone took a fork and knife and ingested this piece of art. If that’s not crazy enough, for some reason this winner felt the need to tell the world about his (I’m assuming it’s a man) choice to get up earlier to go poo, and how proud it made him.

I’m sure his parents are just as proud as we all are. Way to go Uuuuuuuuuuuu. Way to go.

And while that’s quite absurd, our No. 2 favorite Whisper in the past week is even more absurd than that, somehow, if you can believe it.

No. 2 from the user “Writerman” 

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Everything about this Whisper is insane. the photo, the message, the misspelling at the end. Was this person on some kind of drugs when he or she wrote this? It’s hard to say, but we do know that it’s a unique brand of anonymous messaging. It’s a shame the world may never know the nut job behind this one.

And finally, that brings us to our No. 1 favorite Whisper for last week in Northcentral Montana.

While we were tempted to go in a different direction with this last Whisper, we thought we’d go with the most inspirational Whisper we saw recently. It’s good to know that despite all of the random crap that people tell the world anonymously, that there’s still some of us pushing to work harder, to be better people, to inspire others to find the good in themselves. Plus, the photo is pretty sweet too!

No. 1 from the user “Miss_Cloud_N9ne”

whisper0514704ab4ddfe8132461311e69e61011e731fWhile this is pretty standard fare for “inspirational posters,” seeing it in a place such as Whisper can be a breath of fresh air among all of the people looking for sex, looking for nude photos, people to argue with, or a place to talk about how much a person wants to kill himself or herself. This Whisper stands alone as a feel-good item that you can’t help but smile at.

 

And that’s our first list. We might make this a semi-regular thing, so keep an eye out for more of these lists. Also, if you find a Whisper that you’d love to see in this very spot, email us at bigskystatebuzz@gmail.com

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